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SpaceX Just Bought a Coding Assistant for $60 Billion

Elon Musk's rocket company just IPO'd, and instead of buying, say, a bigger rocket, it went out and bought an AI coding tool for more money than most countries' GDP. Priorities. The Biggest Startup Buyout Ever, Paid in Rocket Stock SpaceX …
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Ransomware Gang Hires an AI Agent, Fires the Humans

Every industry is bracing for AI to automate the boring parts of the job. Turns out ransomware crews got there first — except the boring parts of their job were also the entire job, and the robot they hired forgot to keep a copy of th…
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Nvidia Just Helped Japan Build a National AI Factory

Jensen Huang flew to Japan this week and, in true Jensen fashion, skipped the omiyage box of snacks. He brought 27,500 GPUs instead. Sovereign AI, Now With Extra Vera Rubin On July 16, Japan's government, local industrial partners, and Nvi…
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China Catches a Falling Rocket Booster in a Giant Net

Somewhere in the South China Sea, a ship's crew reeled in the catch of the century. It weighed several tons, was on fire moments earlier, and used to be the first stage of a rocket. The World's Most Extreme Game of Catch On July 10, a Long…
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China Just Made Your AI Companion Illegal (Sort Of)

Somewhere in Beijing today, a lot of very lonely chatbots got laid off. China's new rules on humanlike AI just took effect, and two of the country's biggest tech giants are pulling the plug on their most emotionally clingy features right on…