Somewhere right now, a first-year associate who just pulled an all-nighter reviewing a 400-page contract is reading this through gritted teeth. Google just built an AI whose entire job description is doing that all-nighter for them — and it…

Imagine a storage facility so reputable that banks put its address on official mail — then someone rents a unit, fills it with a fake ATM, and points victims straight at the "trusted" building. That's essentially what just happened to npm's…

Every office worker who's ever sat through a 40-slide deck has fantasized about someone else turning it into something watchable. Alibaba just built the tool that actually does it — and it only needs 30 seconds to get the job done. Feed It…

Apple just shipped a going-away present to itself: a Mac mini fast enough to run AI models without phoning a data center, timed for what may be Tim Cook's last major hardware launch as CEO before he hands the keys to incoming CEO John Ternu…

Somewhere in Nvidia's marketing department, someone is very pleased with themselves for naming a CPU after a Roman goddess and giving its cores names lifted from Mount Olympus. Subtlety was never the point here — dominance was. 88 Cores, O…

You know how it feels when you visit one sketchy website and your browser starts serving you ads for products you only thought about out loud? Now imagine that same website reaching past your browser entirely and quietly rewriting the brain…

Somewhere out there, a small business owner installed a contact form plugin because "it's just a form, what could go wrong." As it turns out: everything. Everything could go wrong. A Contact Form With Delusions of Root Access Security rese…

Somewhere in Cape Canaveral there's a rocket booster that has been to space and back so many times it should have elite status and a lounge membership. Early Tuesday morning it did it again, and in the process SpaceX quietly rewrote its own…

When you're the undisputed king of AI chips, there are two ways to deal with an up-and-coming rival: compete with them for years, or just invite them over for coffee and a very expensive conversation. Nvidia, ever the pragmatist, appears to…

Remember when a "big IPO" meant a company was worth a few tens of billions and everyone lost their minds? Cute. Anthropic, the maker of the Claude AI models, is reportedly gearing up for a public offering that could value it at around $2 tr…