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Patch by Sunday: A Splunk Bug Nobody Should Sleep On

Few phrases ruin an IT team's weekend faster than "CISA says patch by Sunday." It's the cybersecurity equivalent of your landlord texting "we need to talk" at 11pm. This time the culprit is a Splunk Enterprise flaw that skipped straight pas…
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Chamath Trades the Cap Table for the Corner Office

Venture capitalists adore telling founders to "get their hands dirty." It is considerably rarer for one to put down the term sheet, roll up his own sleeves, and actually go run the company. Chamath Palihapitiya just did exactly that.$135 Mi…
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Google Put Meta on a Compute Diet (and Called SpaceX)

In the schoolyard of Big Tech, the cool kid is usually happy to share the GPUs. Not this time. Google reportedly looked at Meta's request for more Gemini compute, did some quick arithmetic, and responded with the corporate equivalent of "yo…
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Qualcomm Buys Modular to Pick a Fight With CUDA

For about a decade, NVIDIA's real superpower hasn't been silicon — it's been software. CUDA is the velvet rope outside the hottest club in tech, and every AI developer on Earth has been politely waiting in line to get in. On June 24, Qualco…